Wine Club

Still Under Construction – Will be up soon and worth the wait!! We aren’t Mr./Mrs. Right Now…No! We are Mr./Mrs. Right and you just don’t want to go wrong by being impatient do ya?

Join me, The Wine Wench, each month in my exploration of wine, food, people and adventure from around the world. I’ve teamed up with some real wine rebels who know where to find the best booty around the world (get your mind out of the gutter). They comb the globe in search of the most unique vineyards and vintners and make nasty, dirty deals in order to bring you some pretty damn good loot!  They don’t come home until they piss red!  Like my friend Randy says, “We swallow so you don’t have to spit!” (Now that’s what I call drinkin! I say better them than you!)

Each month you will receive 2 bottles of unique wines from various parts of the world tasted and selected by Freda, The Wine Wench, from Spain to Portugal to Italy to France to Australia to New Zealand to South Africa to Napa Valley…these bad boys pillage and raid where most men fear to go…no winery is safe from these wine warriors…aka winos, drunks, lushes, friends of Bill W.

Experience firsthand the country, culture and people behind the wine without ever leaving your home and with little guilt because the prices are just damntastic! Winos also receive delicious recipes or food pairing ideas from our chef (the maintenance guy) that compliment the wine selections received. You can also arrange a gift membership for a loved one, a friend and or business associate (fellow friends of Bill W). Simply specify the length of your desired gift membership with their name and address and we will handle the rest!

We’re so confident that you’re gonna love developing your palate and exploring the world with us that you can pay-as-you-go and quit anytime! Join today! It’s easy.

White Booty Club
$00.00 + tax S&H
-Two White wines each month
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Wine Warrior Club
$00.00 + tax S&H
- 1 Red / 1 White each month
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Rebel Reds Club
$00.00 + tax S&H
- Two Red wines each month
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*EXISTING WINE CLUB MEMBERS CLICK HERE
**Memberships ordered after the 20th of each month will receive the following months featured wine club.
If you have any questions email Orders@TheWineWench.com

Thanks to some real wanks in legislation, we can only ship to the following states:
Alaska
Arizona
California
Colorado
District of Columbia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Iowa
Louisiana
Missouri
Nebraska
Nevada
New Mexico
New York
North Dakota
Oregon
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin

If your state’s not on our list, your shit out of luck. Don’t fret though we are always working on adding states to our list so check back frequently as legislation is changing daily. You can stay tuned in with the frequently updated and changing laws over at ShipCompliantBlog.com, and/or bitch and moan to your state representative through FreeTheGrapes.org. We want this to change as much as the next wino does!

Rules and restrictions:
* You must be 21 or older to place an order
* Whoever receives the package must be 21+
* If you’re drunk when the package shows up, you won’t get your wine
* Wine cannot be delivered to a P.O. Box
* Make it easy on yourself, let your boss & co-workers know you’re a wino, ship it to your work! Drink on the job!
*All Federal, state and local laws are complied with in providing this wine.